Mean Photographers

Why did you do that to that poor girl?!?

(concerned citizens against bad photographers)
…and then Molly died. Koren Reyes Photography: New York, NY …but beautiful dollarstore flowers grew upon her body and she smiled…ever so slightly. It was whimsical. Don’t be alarmed, folks! Koren Reyes is a “Certified Professional Photographer”. (Whatever the fuck THAT means.) She offers “ULTRA high-end portrait sessions” for the bargain basement price of $7,195. Don’t all call at once.

…and then Molly died.

Koren Reyes Photography: New York, NY

…but beautiful dollarstore flowers grew upon her body and she smiled…ever so slightly. It was whimsical.

Don’t be alarmed, folks! Koren Reyes is a “Certified Professional Photographer”. (Whatever the fuck THAT means.) She offers “ULTRA high-end portrait sessions” for the bargain basement price of $7,195. Don’t all call at once.