Mean Photographers

Why did you do that to that poor girl?!?

(concerned citizens against bad photographers)
Bruises, pores and lack of attention…
Boudoir By Opie: Salt Lake City, Utah
You are mean, Opie. Very mean. This lovely lady had a perfectly nice shot…until I scanned down her body and noticed that she had obviously taken a tire iron to her knee cap recently. In fact, ALL of the girls are beautiful…but with ZERO help or direction from you. Do you not know how to retouch? Like AT ALL?! How ‘bout relaxing some of those pores, of flipping that bra strap flat, or straightening that corset bone?! Do you just STAND THERE and hope for the best and then not edit anything after? The “leading boudoir photographer in the state of Utah”?! On behalf of the rest of us, I’m sorry Utah.

Bruises, pores and lack of attention…

Boudoir By Opie: Salt Lake City, Utah

You are mean, Opie. Very mean. This lovely lady had a perfectly nice shot…until I scanned down her body and noticed that she had obviously taken a tire iron to her knee cap recently. In fact, ALL of the girls are beautiful…but with ZERO help or direction from you. Do you not know how to retouch? Like AT ALL?! How ‘bout relaxing some of those pores, of flipping that bra strap flat, or straightening that corset bone?! Do you just STAND THERE and hope for the best and then not edit anything after? The “leading boudoir photographer in the state of Utah”?! On behalf of the rest of us, I’m sorry Utah.