Mean Photographers

Why did you do that to that poor girl?!?

(concerned citizens against bad photographers)
They offer “WORKSHOPS” to increase your skills.
Northeast Glamour Photography: New Jersey
What really needs some workshopping is that whole “Girl crawling on the dining room table in her underwear next to a stuffed horse toy” idea. Just saying.

They offer “WORKSHOPS” to increase your skills.

Northeast Glamour Photography: New Jersey

What really needs some workshopping is that whole “Girl crawling on the dining room table in her underwear next to a stuffed horse toy” idea. Just saying.

Wind Burn.
Marvelous Works Boudoir & Glamour: Montgomery County, PA
Just act like you’re going really, really fast. Like, break-neck speed.

Wind Burn.

Marvelous Works Boudoir & Glamour: Montgomery County, PA

Just act like you’re going really, really fast. Like, break-neck speed.

I have the perfect set for you.
Marvelous Works Boudoir & Glamour: Montgomery County, PA
Maybe that thing on the ceiling will explain to this lady why she has a pillar and some dusty flowers in her shot.

I have the perfect set for you.

Marvelous Works Boudoir & Glamour: Montgomery County, PA

Maybe that thing on the ceiling will explain to this lady why she has a pillar and some dusty flowers in her shot.

I hope this lady didn’t PAY YOU.
Marvelous Works Boudoir & Glamour: Montgomery County, PA
If you go into an absolute panic and blur/soft focus everything you don’t know how to fix, you shouldn’t charge regular women to get their photos done. Smudgy blob with zombie eyes. Nicely done, Asshole.

I hope this lady didn’t PAY YOU.

Marvelous Works Boudoir & Glamour: Montgomery County, PA

If you go into an absolute panic and blur/soft focus everything you don’t know how to fix, you shouldn’t charge regular women to get their photos done. Smudgy blob with zombie eyes. Nicely done, Asshole.

Mirror, mirror on the floor…
Project Glamour: New Jersey
…who is the meanest photographer of them all?

Mirror, mirror on the floor…

Project Glamour: New Jersey

…who is the meanest photographer of them all?

That man is clearly in pain.
Leading Lady Photography: Aurora, CO
“Just jam his face violently into your tits.”

That man is clearly in pain.

Leading Lady Photography: Aurora, CO

“Just jam his face violently into your tits.”

Hold on. Imma take this call.
Nightvision Glamour Photography: Wichita Falls, TX
Boy, ain’t this just full of glamour! Just so you know, this particular photographer asks for YOUR references and a sample of your other work, if you’d like to book. Probably because he wants to know whether anyone would notice if you went missing.

Hold on. Imma take this call.

Nightvision Glamour Photography: Wichita Falls, TX

Boy, ain’t this just full of glamour! Just so you know, this particular photographer asks for YOUR references and a sample of your other work, if you’d like to book. Probably because he wants to know whether anyone would notice if you went missing.

Class of ‘92!
Texas Grace Photography: Texas
Nothing says sexy and sensual like a yearbook photo studio setup.

Class of ‘92!

Texas Grace Photography: Texas

Nothing says sexy and sensual like a yearbook photo studio setup.

“Your lover should look at these pictures and say WOW!!”
Texas Grace Photography: Texas
Something is “off” a little bit with this photo. Could it be the composition? Yeah, it’s probably the composition. I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the delicate diamondette necklace, the warlock sword, or the scarf around her waist. I’m not her lover, but I am saying WOW.

“Your lover should look at these pictures and say WOW!!”

Texas Grace Photography: Texas

Something is “off” a little bit with this photo. Could it be the composition? Yeah, it’s probably the composition. I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the delicate diamondette necklace, the warlock sword, or the scarf around her waist. I’m not her lover, but I am saying WOW.

I actually said “Oh my god” Outloud.
Boudoir Photography Studio: Birmington, AL
“Really? So like RIGHT towards his mouth? You think? Okkkkkay.”
“That looks really special. Have I told you about my print packages?”

I actually said “Oh my god” Outloud.

Boudoir Photography Studio: Birmington, AL

“Really? So like RIGHT towards his mouth? You think? Okkkkkay.”

“That looks really special. Have I told you about my print packages?”